Est. two seasons ago, out of pure spite for cardio.
The Sunday Strikers are the local rec league's proudest 5th-place finishers, a ragtag crew of weekend warriors, ex-athletes, and one guy who insists he "used to play D1" (he did not). We play hard, we complain about the refs exactly the right amount, and we never, ever skip the post-game orange slices.
📊 The Numbers (Some Flattering, Some Not)
📣 Team News
- Aug 24: Big win over The Through Ballers, 4–1. Marisol's hat trick earns her the coveted Golden Cleat sticker on the water jug.
- Aug 17: Dennis's "used to play D1" story now includes a fourth different university. We're tracking it on a whiteboard.
- Aug 10: New team snack sponsor secured: Costco. Morale is at an all-time high.
- Practice reminder: Thursdays, 6:30pm, Riverside Park Field 3 — bring your own shin guards and low expectations for the first 10 minutes of jogging.
🙋 Want to Join?
We're always looking for subs, especially anyone willing to play left back without complaining. No tryouts, no cuts, no judgment if your first touch needs work — this is rec league, not the World Cup. Show up to a Thursday practice at Riverside Park Field 3, or just ask around at the game — someone on the sideline is always eating a bag of orange slices and can point you to the captain.