🧢 The Squad
Nine legends, one team, zero matching socks.
#1
🧤
Priya Nakamura
Goalkeeper
Talks trash to attackers, brings homemade cookies to away games.
#4
🛡️
Big Marcus
Center Back
Has never lost a header. Also has never won a foot race.
#2
🏃
Dennis Osei
Left Back
"Used to play D1." University changes weekly.
#5
🧭
Captain Ruth Alvarez
Right Back / Captain
Runs the group chat like a small government. Beloved dictator.
#8
🎯
Marisol Vega
Midfield
Current Golden Cleat holder. Nutmegged three people last week.
#6
🧠
Theo Whitfield
Midfield
Plays chess-brain soccer. Passes exist that only he can see.
#10
🚀
Jo Kowalczyk
Winger
Fastest player in the league. Also the loudest celebrator.
#9
🥅
Amara Diallo
Striker
Team's top scorer. Refuses to celebrate — "I've been here before."
#11
🎉
Sam "Sub King" Park
Utility / Sub
Will play any position, including referee, including opponent.
🧑🏫 Coaching Staff
Coach Lena Ferreira — Former college player, current keeper of the tactics whiteboard and the orange slices cooler. Her one rule: "Pass before you dribble, dribble before you shout." Her actual rule that everyone follows: "First one to practice picks the music."